GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And